Hit me with your best shot.

Clueless Uke
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... please don't rape him.

Comment with one character and the icon you want desecrated and I will use my Photoshop skillz to turn that character into a Hot Topic poster child.

Come on. Do it. Do it.

Day-um there is almost nothing in this journal. Time to change that with ... a relationship meme (or hot-or-not or icons or WHATEVER)! For Harley and Monta! He sort of knows people now THAT IS EXCITING TO THE MAX!!


BRING IT ♥

Yeah, uh, what she said.

Why you yellin'?

I am shorter than a turtle.

Meets Benio

SHARKS

Hey, that sword can talk. Type. What.

Dream post: Toph | Usagi

Cockblock.

...sparkles?

Toph ain't makin' no damn sense. Also, Mugen has ladyparts.

OMG GEEZER

Totally could have caught the sheep with the right gloves. | Helpful! And yet useless.

... must play Monta more.

I'm too tired to do anything productive, so let's take this journal's meme virginity. And let's do it with style--an (almost) anything goes meme for Monta and/or Harley! Relationship, hot or not, top five, ... whatever the hell else kinds of memes we have. MAKE ONE UP! Just, uh, I can't write and I still haven't finished the last sketch meme (FAIL), so none of that.

C'mon guyssss, I'm boooooored.

Dee's shoes.

Hide and seek! Monta was the first it and then I had an epic battle with technology.

Monkey ping!

HEARTBREAK MAX. D-damn it, Mamori-san :( Kid, Mamori, Ari, and Sena.

Fluorescent bulletproof pantie fetishes and Robin.

CHECK IT OUT, I MESSED UP ALREADY.

In Monta's app I said that he was 15, and that he's being taken from the end of the Death March. Well, Mamori and I (look, she's still topping) figure that ended on August 30th or 31st, and Monta's birthday is the 31st. So he has just turned 16 and his birthday present is coming to camp.

Isn't he a lucky boy?

In Eyeshield 21, there's a good deal of effort put into keeping the eponymous character's true identity secret. When he has the helmet on, Sena changes his voice and the visor obscures his features, and that's enough to fool most people. Monta, however, knew right away that his bud was a Lying McLiarpants.

So! What does this mean for you? It means that if your character has an alter ego, Monta might very well notice and comment on it. I figure how quickly he realizes what's up depends on how close he is to your character. More likely to call friends on it than vague acquaintances, you know. Sort of ... thing.

But I know this can be a tricky thing to handle, because secret identities are secret for a reason, and I sure don't want to step on any toes. So if you aren't okay with him figuring this out, let me know and it can be easily worked around!

So back in December ...

Me: Hey, I had a dream that I apped Monta, isn't that weird?
Mamori: DO IT.
Me: No.

Then February rolls around and voting happens.

( app goes hurr )

Also, this is the canon section I almost had: "Unlike Agon, Monta has absolutely no interest in fuckin’ Hiruma up the butt."